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第三十章 暴力老头 又自爆啦

    “汪呜汪汪!!······”

    “狗子就这样······跟着姐姐····叫··叫···吼他们··去··去·吓唬他们啊·····别让他们靠近姐姐啊···哎呀···狗子··狗子····回来啊····你会被他们生吃了的···狗子······”

    “呜!!!········”

    “放下那个狗子····冲我来·····老娘和你们拼了········”

    “剑人····剑人····剑人····剑人····敢跟我比剑······我剑不死你·····”

    “终于抢到把刀了··痛快····他奶奶的····树杈真他娘的难用···插那家伙屁股上拔不下来了····差点拽着老子跑他们那边去·····他奶奶的···老子砍死你···砍死你···”

    “一剑穿心····万马奔腾·····翻江倒海······”

    “老头子···我好崇拜你啊···加油·····加油啊老头子·······”

    “原来是个高手啊···开始没看出来啊····失敬失敬····啊老爷子···救命···”

    “踏雪寻梅······”

    “多谢老爷子相救·····在下····哎呦····救·····”

    “横扫千军·····对不住啊人太多··救不了你了···安心的去吧····大江东去·······”

    “老头子救我·······”

    “水牛望月····放开我那婆娘···她那么大岁数你拽她干嘛···还拽·····老头子我和你们拼了····玉石俱焚·······”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “妈呀····这老家伙自爆啦·····人体炸弹啊·······”

    “炸死那么多人啊···身体捆着炸药呢吗····”

    “喂···离他远点··离他远点·····那个傻子··快放开那个老婆子·····你拽她干嘛啊·····那是那老头子的婆娘·····哇咔咔这炸的······把那老婆子放回去···你个瘪三··省得刺激这老爷子再自爆···你脑子呢····什么···被吃了啊··他娘的···快放开那个老婆子没听到吗··没脑子的东西·····”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “妈的·····又自爆了·····你个没脑子的东西···还不他娘的给老子放手啊···你想让这老东西把咱们都炸死吗·····”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “老子跟你没完····把那家伙给撕了吃了他·····”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “有完没·········”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “离他··········”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “都············”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “还炸···········”

    “轰············”

    “·············”

    将敌方阵营炸出一条血路之后,这会自爆的老人家慢慢的炸到了自己爱人身旁,这些个鬼兵看到那个会自爆的老爷子赶过来,吓得像潮水一样退了开去,边退边喊

    “快跑啊····那个人体炸弹冲过来啦····”

    “快跑啊···这老爷子能自爆啊···快跑啊·····”

    “你还拽着这个老婆子·····找死呢·····”

    “这家伙没脑子啊····兄弟们把他撕了吃了····”

    “是啊是啊····赶紧吃了这没脑子的货····一会我们都得被这老爷子炸飞了····”

    “妈妈滴····撒手啊傻子····老子咬死你····”

    “轰!!!!!!”

    “等会····等会儿再炸老爷子·····”

    “···等会啊·············”

    “我们帮你救人·············”

    “我们帮你救人····老爷子···别炸了··这家伙没脑子····等等··老···”

    “轰!!!!!!”

    “·······”

    “头儿···这老爷子又自爆了····”

    “这老爷子脾气太大了····”

    “那傻子死了没····吃干净没··”

    “吃干净了,头儿··········”

    “赶紧把这婆婆给老人家送过去啊···要好好说话,好言安慰啊知道吗···啊···别刺激他们啊····哎呦我滴个爷爷哎···”

    “还有这么打仗的啊·····这老爷子是怎么死的啊····”

    “轰!!!!!”

    “这他妈的怎么又自爆了·····”

    “头儿····不知道啊···········”

    “············”

    项无极看到这老爷子这么生猛,生生用自爆炸开一条解救爱人之路,心里不由得暗自钦佩,能用内力自爆,这老爷子生前一定是个高手啊,为了自己所爱的人这么拼命,居然自爆了这么多次,佩服啊佩服····我还是离这个老爷子远点吧,万一在自己身边爆炸的话,······,这暴脾气,没准真能将自己炸成亡魂呢,离这老爷子远点吧,远点吧·······

    想到这,项无极冲到这些亡灵的另一端,施展起手中的大刀来,救起这些个新兵蛋子,帮着他们砍翻周围的鬼兵,给他们腾出时间恢复来。

    不过这次项无极倒是没有忙着吸收这些鬼兵魂魄,而是先解救出一些处于危险状态的己方亡灵,这些家伙可都是刚死的啊,跟着自己,还没上阎王殿审判呢,就被抓到这里死的不明不白的,别看项无极平时一副冷冰冰的模样,可是他可是个外冷内热的汉子,见到这些可怜的亡灵,就不忍心丢下他们。

    “看啊,看啊···救星到了····救星啊····”

    “郭兄····我们有救了····有救了啊·····”

    “是啊王兄,你看这位白头发的高人·····那剑法·····”

    “你眼瞎了吧····没看这位帅哥用的是刀吗····你个二货····什么眼神啊····”

    “是啊姐姐····那位白发英雄好厉害啊·····英雄加油啊·····加油····你看你看姐姐···好厉害啊····好帅啊·····英雄!····我好崇拜你啊···别拽我裙子···讨厌啦···挡着我干嘛··你好坏啊·····”

    “又犯花痴了····这个妹子哎···不过那个白发帅哥····好帅啊····帅哥加油···加油啊····加油帅哥·····奴家好崇拜你啊···加油····加油···哎呀····小心后面··帅·哥··噢····这蝎子摆尾踢的···吓死老娘了·····闪开你个二货····挡着老娘看帅哥了······”

    “·········”

    “我剑····我剑····我剑不死你·····我剑不死你····来啊来啊·····英雄加油·······不如我们刀剑合璧吧·····看我剑不死他们···等等啊···我来啦··英雄等我啊··我剑···我剑···我剑····我来啦英雄·······”

    “噢扑哧!!!···············”

    “英雄·····你怎么喷血了啊······你们放开我的英雄····有什么事都冲我来啊····别砍我的英雄啊·····我剑····我剑···我剑不死你···闪开··英雄···我来啦·····”

    “扑哧!!!!·············”

    “英雄······你怎么又吐血啦·······”

    “还剑呢····你个二货···快不快回来··你个怂色····你看你都把英雄吓的···一直往外喷血呢,你个二货·····还往上上呢····还不给我回来啊···没看你上的时候那英雄直躲你吗···猪头啊还上····还上你个二货··听不懂人话吗···给我回来···回来啊二货····你傻啊····是不是傻···是不是傻·····”

    “一剑穿心·····翻江倒海·····梦里乾坤·····刀剑如梦·····恩这年轻人刀法不错,有老夫我当年的风范······落井下石·····”

    “老头子·····你当年有那么帅吗·····老身怎么没看出来啊········”

    “移形还影····当然有了老婆子···不然你怎么能看上老夫我呢呵呵········”

    “老头子救我·······”

    “放开老夫爱人···你们这群混蛋找死吗···老夫我和你们拼啦·······玉石俱焚!!!!”

    “轰!!!!!!”

    “又自爆了·····

    “这老爷子····”

    “是哪个傻子又上去抓那婆婆了?······”

    “报告头儿····是没头脑上去抓的·····”

    “没头脑?····那家伙不是被你们吃了吗,怎么还能上?·····”

    “报告头儿····是另一个没头脑····”

    “他吗的···你们这队人马怎么这么多没没头脑啊··瞧这炸的···真该··该····”

    “轰!!!!!!”

    “怎么又爆炸了·········”

    “报告头儿··属下估计可能是人太多给挤着那个婆婆了,所以·····”

    “一群废物····听我命令···所有战斗人员远离那个老头儿和老婆婆二十米····二十米范围内谁要是让我看见了,就给我生吞了他··知道了吗····”

    “是头儿····全体散开··散开····向后撤···向后撤···远离那老头儿和老婆婆二十米····远离·····”

    “轰!!!!!!”

    “···········”

    “老头子····你还好吧····”

    “只要夫人安好···老夫就是·····”

    “别这么炸了老头子···炸的老婆子我眼花啊···什么都看不见了啊·······”

    “这个····要不夫人你去队伍里边呆着去啊·····老夫看那位白头发小伙有点吃力,不如我去帮帮他·····”

    “好·好····老头子·····你要注意安全啊······”

    “闪开···都闪开···喂···那个胖子···给老夫夫人让个道···让她进队伍里面去···让她过去···借过借过····”

    “知道啦老爷子···死猴子·还不闪开找炸呢····后面的都闪开闪开···给这婆婆让个路···让个路啊···”

    “都闪开···闪开····没看婆婆要进去了吗···都给老子闪开····婆婆您请····”

    “都闪开····不怕被炸死的就给婆婆让开啊···你找死吗···还不给老子闪开····闪开····”

    “谢谢你啊胖子····老夫去帮帮那个白发年轻人了····帮老夫照顾好我的夫人啊········”

    “放心吧您内·····”

    “走好老人家····”

    “就交给我们吧····”

    “您就放心的去炸吧····”

    “别急···那个白头发的小伙子····坚持住啊·····老头子我来帮你了啊······万马奔腾····千里江山·····如歌如梦···玉石俱焚···”

    “轰!!!!!!”

    “妈呀······”

    “又自爆了·····”

    “快跑啊··兄弟们····那个会自爆的老头儿炸过来啦····快跑啊··兄弟们跑啊·····”

    “跑啊······”

    “等等我······”

    看到那个生猛的老头儿朝着自己炸了过来,项无极吓得一哆嗦,这老爷子怎么朝我跑过来了,我也没得罪这老头子啊····

    “小哥别跑····别跑·别跑啊····你跑什么啊····老夫是来帮你的·····你看你···狂龙出海··玉石俱焚···”

    “轰!!!!!!”

    “·········”

    项无极绕过队伍这边,总算见不到那个生猛且不断自爆的老人家了,擦了擦额头的虚汗,心说话爷爷哎,项某可不是这地府里的亡魂啊,死了还能复活呢,一旦被你近身突然自爆了,项某哭都没地儿哭去,这被你炸死了没准就真的挂了呢,你追我干嘛·····

    看到没有这个老爷子的身影之后,项无极又从新找在鬼兵队伍中找了个地方,施展起‘落叶剑法’,开始制作人彘了,一边制作人彘,一边运起魂内的噬魂经,将这些人彘吸入体内,凝结魂液来增加自己的魂力。

    上次在鬼兵阵营,他吸收了大约有五百名左右鬼兵的魂魄,在体内凝结了将近五十滴魂液,这些魂液在项无极识海汇集,为项无极魂体提供魂力支持,这些魂液不断散发出浓厚的魂力,从项无极的识海向下,灌入他的丹田位置,再从丹田供给四肢,为项无极运转魂体,提供了源源不断的魂力支持,